So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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