and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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