just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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