Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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