talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
