Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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