VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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