we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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