The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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