I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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