i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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