i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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