It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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