My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
