we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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