we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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