it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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