D3 body, D1 cock
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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