If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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