about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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