I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize