yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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