Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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