All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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