I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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