i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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