shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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