I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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