Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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