Fine. I'll sleep in my office
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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