I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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