R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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