How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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