my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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