Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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