when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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