Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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