Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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