...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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