Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
where are you?
Hypothermia
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
