We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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