hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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