a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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