i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
