can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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