We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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