At least make sure they are 18
Why
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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