can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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