Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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