Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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