You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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