you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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