TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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