Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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