I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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